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UN
to put N.Korea on double secret probation
 By
John Breneman
As the United Nations mulls issuing him a "timeout,"
North Korean mini-dictator Kim Jong-Il today warned of more
nuclear monkey business unless President Bush apologizes for
calling him a "pygmy."
Kim, who is 5-foot-3 but stands 6-foot-4 in his platform
shoes and freakish bouffant hairdo, may yet be spanked with
sanctions for his rude, uninvited entry into the nuclear club.
Despite facing possible UN double secret probation, Kim celebrated
his nuclear no-no by throwing a lavish Johnny Walker-fueled
orgy for himself and six dozen teenage concubines.
"What's with those Islamic morons and their 72 virgins
in the afterlife? I do that every Friday with the Joy Brigade,"
he said of his harem of sex slaves.
Kim, who like President Bush inherited power from his father,
also threw a weekend parade in Pyongyang, where he clapped
along while his 1,000-piece military marching band played
"For He's a Jongy Good Fellow."
New polls show that his approval rating has risen to 106%,
up from a low of 100%.
Known as "Dear Leader" among his brainwashed, malnourished
subjects, Kim said that after his nuclear triumph he will
also answer to "Fission Magician" and "Doomsday
McMushroom-Cloud."
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Posted on October 10, 2006 9:46 PM
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Comments (2)
d c b:
North Korea sick of sick american humor..............!!!!...... North Korea set big fire work to see what American do now!!!!!!!!
You no good news !!!1!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
kim
Posted by
d c b |
October 12, 2006 7:50 AM
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October 12, 2006 07:50
Dave Stern:
Just got this letter from North Korea:
http://halfemptyarchive.blogspot.com/2006/12/christmas-letter-greatest-hits-part-3.html
Posted by
Dave Stern |
December 18, 2006 6:56 PM
Posted on
December 18, 2006 18:56
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