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Bin Laden linked to Satan's pig-monkey
 After
the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, Humor Gazette editor John
Breneman embedded himself in the war on terror (at
an undisclosed location), vowing to remain vigilant in his
First Amendment duty to shock and awe the evildoers and politicians
alike with a relentless satire offensive.
"Our failure to publish stories like 'Bush
suffers from Iraq-tile Dysfunction' would be a victory
for the terrorist asswipes," he said.
The Gazette scooped its rivals at the New York Times,
the Onion and Al-Jazeera with stories like 'Al
Qaeda's #2 man is cowardly piece of dung.' Below are
some of the exclusives that helped earn the Gazette a Pull-it
Surprise nomination:
Good
riddance: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi dead
-- June 9, 2006 |
Bin
Laden plans debut on satellite radio
-- Jan. 20, 2006 |
Al
Qaeda reports declining revenues in fiscal '05
-- Dec. 19, 2005 |
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Al-Zarqawi's
approval rating falls
-- Nov. 25, 2005
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Terrorists
revealed
to be morons
-- July 22, 2005 |
London
attack heightens worldwide hatred of spineless terrorist
jerks
-- July 8, 2005 |
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Suicide
bombers get cold feet, call in sick
-- June 6, 2005 |
Mother's
Day card yields clues on bin Laden
-- May 9, 2005 |
Bin
Laden eludes Wile E. Coyote
-- March 28, 2004 |
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Comic
bomb: Bush slays 'em with WMD gag
-- March 26, 2004 |
Voice
on latest bin Laden tape revealed to be Pee-Wee Herman
-- Nov. 19, 2002 |
Rebuilding
Afghanistan
in our image
-- Dec. 10, 2001 |
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