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Rich pooch makes Vick 'my (bleep)'
 By
John Breneman
Trouble, the ill-tempered Maltese that inherited $12 million
from hotel mogul Leona Helmsley, reportedly was spotted in
an upscale Manhattan pet store yesterday purchasing 100,000
Michael
Vick chew toys.
A spokesman for America's
wealthiest dog said the toys will be distributed to
abused and underprivileged canines at the nation's animal-cruelty
centers. "Payback," he said, "is a nasty little
bitch."
One lucky pooch will also win a day of pampering with Trouble,
including Shiatsu tummy massage and chi-chi avocado genital
masque.
In a related development -- now that the Helmsley case affirms
the rights of dogs to have their own bank accounts -- Michael
Vick is being sued by three dozen West Virginia mutts claiming
to be offspring of fighting canines killed by Vick and his
henchmen.
 The
heirs of Slasher, Ripper, Shredder, Fangs, Prancer and Lassie24
are seeking punitive damages in a $12 million civil suit filed
against real Michael Vick and video-game Michael
Vick.
Related stories:
Dog
Fighting League faces uncertain future -- Aug.
1, 2007
Ex-Chihuahua
sues Paris Hilton -- Sept. 6, 2006
Posted on September 4, 2007 3:09 PM
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