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Erection
'08: Bob Dole running for president
 Saying
America needs a spunky, virile leader to get its flaccid economy
back on top, 1996 Republican presidential nominee Bob Dole
announced today he is taking another crack at the White House.
“The economy’s shootin’
blanks,” said Bob Dole. “America needs a stiff dose
of Bob Dole.”
Pledging to “stick
it to the special interests,” Dole said he is counting
on support from “schwing voters” who may be suffering
from “electoral dysfunction.”
Watch
Bob Dole lay out his platform for what he is calling “the
biggest erection of our time.”
Related story:
Doctors:
Bush suffers from Iraq-tile dysfunction
Posted on October 20, 2008 12:32 PM
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