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Sarah 'Barracuda' Palin's fishy resignation
speech
 Good
evening. I'm Fox News anchor-puppet Deuce Murdoch -- reporting
live from Anchorage …
Tonight:
Why did Sarah Palin resign as governor?
I don't know -- but Alaska!!
VIDEO
(CNN iReport)
What we do know is that Sarah Barracuda has gone maverick
again -- stunning the political world by announcing her resignation
Friday in a fishy, salmon swimming upstream-of-consciousness
speech that ticked off the elite, liberal media by giving
them no coherent comment on why she did it or what she'll
do next.
America's favorite moose-cookin', Putin-huntin' hockey mom
did say she was sick of being a political hockey puck.
And sources claim she's so steamed about scandal rumors involving
her $1.2 million igloo that she plans to take a brief vacation
shooting media jackals from an airplane.
 Then
she may hit the paid-speaker circuit, where she can reel in
big money with her inane ability to spout random strings of
words that underscore her refreshing lack of knowledge and
experience.
That would also help position her for 2012, when some say
she'll be the GOP's best hope to stop that President Hussein
Obama from palling around with socialists.
Supporters of a presidential bid point out that she's a staunch
conservative who hates all the right things and is passionate
about the God-given right of every fetus to own a gun.
Stay tuned to Facebook and Twitter to find out what's next
for ex-Gov. Palin, whose family values stand to increase by
millions -- with her book and TV opportunities, and her new
line of Sassy Sarah bobble-head political action figures.
From Anchorage, I'm Fox News anchor-puppet Deuce Murdoch.
WATCH
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Posted on July 6, 2009 8:50 AM
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