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August 13, 2009
Irritable Pundit Sydrome: 'Death panel'
Palin 'death panel' claim escalates war
on Obama
 By
John Breneman
The GOP's war on health care escalated today as Sarah Palin
accused President Obama of establishing a “death panel”
to kill babies and old people.
WATCH:
Humor video
Palin claimed Obama’s “evil” plan would force
Americans to smother their parents at age 75 with a government-issued
pillow.
Calling Obama a cannibalistic, Kenya-born communist, Palin
also appealed for civil debate – showing once again why
polls rank her the nation’s most surrealistic political
performance artist.
Rush Limbaugh swastika’d Obama by comparing the president
to Adolf Hitler. Obama is a fascist, brown supremacist liberal
jihadist, warned the legendary white-wing media arsonist –
casting himself as Sgt. Schultz in the War on Obama.
White-wing media arsonist Rush Limbaugh firebombed Obama
by comparing the president to Adolf Hitler. Obama is a fascist,
brown supremacist liberal jihadist, warned Limbaugh –
casting himself as Sgt. Schultz in the War on Obama.
Glenn Beck fired up his troops by calling
Obama a “racist” who hates white people.
Enraged members of the Glenn Beck Militia then stormed town-hall
meetings to shout down the socialist president’s bigoted,
big-government health-care plot.
CNN’s Lou Dobbs remained neutral, advising Obama to
simply fork over some Hawaiian DNA to prove he’s a real
American.
 Meanwhile,
as the anti-Obama industry churns out fictional talking points
and free presidential effigy kits, Fox News urged disgruntled
viewers to flood their congressmen with patriotic death threats.
Next in the War on Obama: Bill O'Reilly stokes fears that
the racist, Nazi, baby-killing president will block conservative
nominees from serving on his evil health-care death panel.
When we return: Is aggressive treatment of toxic pundits
covered under Obama’s plan?
Posted by John Breneman at 9:04 AM | Permalink
August 9, 2009
Triple-Action News: the latest poll
Triple-Action News: the latest poll
 Good
evening, I'm anchorman Reid Page and this is Triple-Action
News.
A new Gallup poll reveals that conservatives and liberals
agree on at least one key issue -- 82% of Americans say they
would like to punch a politician in the face.
Another 74% say they would like to choke a cable TV news
pundit.
This as a majority of conservatives AND liberals agree that
efforts to make America more healthy are being distorted by
malicious cable news fear-mongering, and sabotaged by typical
hypocritical political greed.
 In
a new Fox News poll ...
86% of Fox News viewers are confused about whether President
Obama is a socialist, a communist, a Nazi, a Muslim extremist
or -- worse -- all of the above.
74% don't want their schoolchildren exposed to that radical, foreign,
brown bogeyman who lives in the White House.
Another 46% fear Obama is plotting to implant an Obamaton
microchip in the left forearm of every schoolchild.
And 99% of Fox News viewers say they do not want to be euthanized
by some government death panel or one of Obama's big-government
zombie storm troopers.
However, 99% of Fox viewers ALSO say they wouldn't mind having
health insurance that covered pre-existing conditions, that
didn't keep skyrocketing in price and that actually paid most
medical bills instead of arbitrarily denying coverage.
For Triple-Action News, I'm anchorman Reid Page.
Posted by John Breneman at 9:36 AM | Permalink
August 5, 2009
Pundit Frankie Goldchains slams Glenn Beck
Pundit Frankie Goldchains slams Glenn
Beck
ANCHORMAN REID PAGE:
 Good
evening, I'm anchorman Reid Page. Tonight on "America's
Most Hateful Pundits" -- cable TV cancer Glenn Beck trying
to make headlines and boost his ratings by calling President
Obama a "racist."
Repugnant self-aggrandizing bigotry or triple reverse racist
gibberish?
With us is ex-Mafia media pundit Frankie Goldchains.
WATCH
VIDEO:
FRANKIE GOLDCHAINS
vs. GLENN BECK
FRANKIE GOLDCHAINS:
Yeah, I'm Frankie Goldchains.
Ya hear about this facehole Glenn Beck calling Obama a racist
on Fox News?
"Obama's a racist." Yeah, that's it.
Who writes your material, Beck? The Imperial Grand Dragon
over there at Ku Klux News?
I see right through you -- you Fascist, narcissist, Commie
propaganda monkey!!
 Our
president hates white people?!? Not even your viewers are
that stupid, Beck!! Spewin' that pulpy bullshit from your
bully pulpit.
Man, I seen some race baiters in my day. But you -- you're
some kinda master race baiter. Tryin' to incite the anti-Obama
whackjobs.
Stirrin' up some kinda Reich-wing Fuhrer.
You hate our president so much. Go back to Glennbeckistan!!!
You smug illegal Caucasian domestic terrorist !!
Pass the word to your boys O'Reilly and Dobbs and Hannity,
too. Stinkin' up the airwaves with your revolting jowl movements!!
Good thing you clowns are protected by Freedom of Speech.
You wanna debate?!?
I'll come down there -- DEBATE THE CRAP OUTTA YOU !!!
FRANKIE GOLDCHAINS STYLE !!
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Frankie
Goldchains to replace Colmes on 'Hannity & Colmes'
Posted by John Breneman at 9:54 AM | Permalink
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