Disgraced former presidential candidate John Edwards, who
previously claimed that DNA testing would clear his sperm
of any wrongdoing, today admitted that he is the father of
a love child.
The
news sparked rampant speculatation about whether former President
George H.W. Bush would finally admit paternity of White House
ne'er-do-well George W. Bush.
Sources say that after years of finger-pointing based on
their nearly identical names and strong physical resemblance,
the elder Bush may finally step forward to confirm what many
have long suspected -- he is the father of one of the nation's
all-time worst presidents.