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Party threatens
'Second Amendment remedies' if Bristol Palin doesn't win 'Dancing with the Stars'
Rumblings within
the rogue Tea Party voting bloc that has kept Bristol Palin
alive on "Dancing with the Stars" suggest that
anything short of a Palin victory could trigger "Second
Amendment remedies."
Asked what that means,
an anonymous Tea Party operative explained that "Second
Amendment remedies" is a popular expression coined
by Nevada Tea Party superstar Sharron Angle to advocate
armed insurrection against governments or oppressive, left-leaning
reality show regimes.
Amid rumors of death
threats and bizarre conspiracies about voter
fraud, Palin danced well last night, but remains an
underdog in most polling. Fortunately for her and running
mate Mark Ballas, the Tea Party is mounting an aggressive
write-in campaign.
The plucky pro-abstinence
heroine nailed a double pelvic thrust during a sexy freestyle
dance routine, as cameras panned to proud mama Sarah cheering
from the crowd.
Now America
must wait until tonight to learn whether Sarah, I mean Bristol,
can claim the coveted mirror ball.
Palin archrival Jennifer
Grey has consistently received better scores from the judges,
but sources say unnamed Tea Party operatives are prepared
to "go negative" -- digging up dirt on the onetime
"Dirty Dancing" star.
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Today's video
offers a harsh look at what might happen if two little girls
discussed the extremes of Tea Party rhetoric while have
a lovely tea party.
Posted on November 22, 2010 11:42 PM
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