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uses chainsaw to 'stump' for votes
Her Republican rivals may want to rethink their boring
old stump speeches, because Sarah Palin is blazing the campaign
trail with a big-ass chainsaw -- turning tall Alaska trees
into actual stumps. VIDEO
The made-for-TV moment last night on "Sarah Palin's
Alaska" (her TLC reality show/campaign ad) electrified
the influential Joe the Lumberjack demographic and left
potential presidential rivals gagging on her sawdust.
The move sharpened Palin's edge over GOP deadwood Mitt
Romney and Newt Gingrich, who've yet to fell a fir or gun
down a single caribou.
Sarah probably figures, hey, two of our finest presidents
were known for cutting wood -- but unlike rail-splitting
Honest Abe and George the Cherry-Tree Chopper, Death-Panel
Palin has never been constricted by the inability to tell
a whopper.
Posted on December 27, 2010 2:34 PM
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