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Sarah Palin's Ultra-Thin Skin Cream
 Notoriously
thin-skinned Sarah Palin is out with a lucrative new In-Your-Face
cosmetics line -- made with the exotic oils of freshly
clubbed baby seals.
Palin blistered
Barbara Bush as a "blue blood" in a
recent revenge rant and voices near-daily grievances with
the "corrupt
bastards" in the "lamestream media."
Her special Thanksgiving
message on Facebook wasn't a no-brainer like blessing
the troops. Instead she torpedoed the media for mocking
her "North Korean allies" gaffe and then listed
off some Bushisms by Barack "57 states" Obama.
Palin's special In-Your-Face serum, made in West Korea
by pregnant unwed teenagers, has 50% more acerbic ascorbic
acid than other leading brands.
She dissed rivals Estee Lauder and Elizabeth Arden as
too "politically correct" and said her products
are specially formulated to let the inner nastiness ooze
from every pore!
Posted on December 1, 2010 1:04 AM
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