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 Palin presidential
poster design leaked
Cyber-blabbermouth Julian Assange is threatening
more leaks -- sources say he's poised to dish shocking secrets
about Sarah Palin's presidential plans, Hamid Karzai's
opium addiction and Lindsay Lohan's nuclear readiness.
Now in custody, the WikiLeaks provocateur
claims to possess a "poison pill" cache of documents
jampacked with juicy geopolitical trash talk and government
skullduggery.
Assange said associates are under orders to
detonate the dirt bomb if he is held against his will, poisoned
by a shadowy figure in a trenchcoat or shipped to Guantanamo
for waterboarding.
What's in the next WikiLeaks leak?
(advance leak excerpts leaked to The Daily Palin)
-- Location of Kim Jong-il's swanky underground sex bunker
-- Birth certificate for Glenn Beck/Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
love child
-- Blueprints for a terror mosque to be built near the Statue
of liberty
-- Internal Fox News documents instructing commentators
to use the following terms when talking about President
Obama:
"communist, facist, racist, elitist, egotist, czarist,
Muslim extremist, radical Islamist, militant leftist, socialist,
antisocialist, anarchist, Leninist, Stalinist, Marxist,
Maoist, Hitlerist, Idi Amin-ist, Darwinist, Confucianist,
jack-bootist, pro-abortionist, brown supremacist."
-- Test designs for "Palin 2012" presidential
posters
Other shocking secrets
at risk of being revealed:
-- The Tea Party movement still hasn't figured out it's
being exploited by the corporate-owned GOP.
-- Internal GOP talking points confirm #1 goal is "destroying
Obama," wrecking middle class is "collateral damage."
-- Congressional Republicans favor trickle-down economics
because their share of the trickle is a Category 5 cash
tsunami.
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Posted on December 8, 2010 1:27 PM
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