|
« Dear Sarah (advice column) |
Page One
| Tweety Bird sues Twitter for $500M »
GOP death squad eyes 'job-killing' Obamacare
I think I've figured out why the Republicans give their
bill such a snarky title.
An act to repeal the:
The Socialist, Neo-Nazi, Job-Killing,
Elderly-Smothering, Anti-American, Unconstitutional, Jammed-Down-Our-Throats,
Keep-Your-Stinking-Government-Hands-Off-My-Medicare, Tax-and-Spend-Liberal
Health Care Law
 Forgive
them, for they suffer a pre-existing condition.
It's a rare combination of electile dysfunction, cerebral
hemorrhoids and congressional meningitis.
Their condition appears serious -- aggravated by political
(though fortunately not moral) discomfort when asked why
they both utilize and oppose publicly funded health care.
Tests show they may also suffer from:
-- Ideological leprosy
-- Unmitigated gallstones
-- Esophageal bloviation
-- Male-pattern hypocrisy
-- Soul weevils
-- Post-traumatic soiled-pants syndrome
-- Degenerative pharmaceutical-industrial complex
In the video
below (right), I run through some of the additional risks
of exposure to health-care reform rhetoric (including restless
middle finger syndrome).
Finally, some fool-proof investment advice: Buy bananas!!
Stephen Colbert was rollicking last night spoofing Glenn
Beck's Goldline scam with his pitch for Yellowline. Confession: I love Colbert so much I made this
ridiculous video (below left) pledging allegiance
to his Americone Dream Ice Cream.
This just in (five years ago):
French
doctors perform first ass transplant
 Also
today: A shout out to Bartcop,
an awesome political/humor site serving the Internets since
roughly 1842. A testament to their excellent taste in humor
is their not infrequent linkage to our satiric exclusives.
Posted on January 6, 2011 1:21 AM
| Permalink
Previous post: Dear Sarah (advice column).
Next post: Tweety Bird sues Twitter for $500M.
|
