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April 28, 2011
Trump claims he has proof Obama is black
Trump claims he has proof Obama is black
PORTSMOUTH, N.H -- Republican hairball Donald Trump today
bragged about pressuring President Obama to release his
long-form birth certificate, saying the debate can now shift
to more important matters -- like forcing the president
to produce papers proving he's not a Nazi.
 Speaking
in Portsmouth, N.H., the bombastic birther said his paid
experts will issue a ruling on the authenticity of Obama's
birth certificate in 4-6 weeks, hinting that he suspects
it may be a forgery.
In a related development, Trump has parlayed his sliming
of America's president into a lucrative endorsement from
the Ku Klux Klan. A Klan spokesman said Trump stands to
win millions of votes in the coveted racist demographic
if he would just come out and call Obama the N-word instead
of dancing around it day after day.
The move ends speculation that the Klan might snub Trump
due to his oft-repeated claim that he is beloved by "the
blacks." Trump further solidified his standing among
U.S. bigots by claiming it would be "easy" to
slash gas prices and fix the economy -- just start tough-talking
the towel heads and the Chinamen.
Genius Trump is also claiming the illegitimate president
was some kind of a dunce in college -- even though Obama
was brilliant enough to be elected president of the Harvard
Law Review.
Two-faced Trump has dumped his past support of reproductive
rights, universal health care and taxing the rich to help
the nation -- flip-flopping to qualify as a pandering Republican.
 Each
time Trump speaks, his words plummet in value -- and his business
ventures now carry the taint of his repugnant, fact-free
campaign of character assassination.
It speaks volumes that polls put this blowhard atop the
Republicans presidential heap. Polls also show a sharp increase
in the number of people who once found Trump barely tolerable
but now see him as a pathetic, unpatriotic media whore.
-- John Breneman
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April 11, 2011
Godzilla fires Donald Trump
If there is one thing Godzilla cannot abide, it’s
a bombastic self-serving birther bad-mouthing the president
of the United States of America. (BIG
PICTURE)
On this issue, Godzilla agrees with Bill Cosby, who on
the “Today” show called Trump “full of it”
and observed “the
only thing he’s running is his mouth.”
Here is some factual
reporting on the hateful birther issue, along with
a picture of President Obama’s birth certificate.
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April 7, 2011
Godzilla fires 'em up at Fenway
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April 6, 2011
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April 4, 2011
French doctors perform first ass transplant
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April 3, 2011
Jewish grandmother satisfied with family's level of attention
 Jewish
grandmother satisfied with family's level of attention
FORT LAUDERDALE -- Jewish grandmother Sonia Feinbaum announced
today that she is perfectly happy with the attention she
is receiving from her two sons, two daughters and five grandchildren.
"My son Peter was here earlier changing lightbulbs,
fixing the toilet handle and showing me again how to un-mute
the television," Mrs. Feinbaum said. "My twin
granddaughters have each sent two letters and a postcard
and called twice since arriving at college last week, and
my eldest girl, Naomi, just got here to play mahjong and
help me sort my pictures."
Mrs. Feinbaum said all four of her children telephone twice
a day, while her grandchildren call punctually every Wednesday
and Sunday at 6 p.m. and take her to at least three early-bird
restaurant meals a week.
"They are always saying 'tell us about how you met
grandpa at the dance marathon' or 'how are your bunions
holding up?'" she said. "They always ask for my
homemade pickle juice."
Mrs. Feinbaum said she is very pleased with the new speed-dial
function her family installed on her rotary phone, which
is preprogrammed with their cell phone numbers and even
those of her "devoted" daughters-in-law. She has
not run out of gefilte fish, she said, once in nine years.
"Sometimes I wonder if maybe they should find other
things to do," she said. "I'm an old lady, after
all. How interesting can I be to them?"
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