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 Oprah to star in 'Phantom of the Oprah'
Well, it's finally O-fficial!
Oprah has broadcast her final show, launched her OWN network and announced plans to star opposite George Clooney and Danny DeVito in "O, Sister Where Art Thou?"
What could possibly be next for the beloved Queen of the United States of Omerica?
The Humor Gazette has learned that Winfrey will stage a multibillion-dollar Broadway blockbuster titled "Phantom of the Oprah" -- an epic production featuring the music of Prince, Queen Latifah and Kings of Leon, and starring Rachael Ray as young Oprah, Dr. Phil as Rod Blagojevich and Tom Cruise as Spider-Man.
Posted on May 25, 2011 11:02 AM
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