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May 27, 2012
A Flag Divided
America
inspired me to create this image today
Posted by John Breneman at 9:33 AM | Permalink
May 25, 2012
Plugs: Political Irony and Humor Times
America riddled with Political
Irony
Keen observers of the American politial scene understand
that it is rife with irony -- not to mention malfeasance,
mendacity and mind-numbing skullduggery.
Washington is awash in legalized bribery, flip-floppery
and flaming hypocrisy -- churning out a surplus of oxymorons,
regular morons and stone-cold, bought-and-paid-for, bamboozling-the-public
morons.
But back to the irony... The Humor Gazette has learned
that there is an excellent website whose mission is to help
cut through the chaos -- PoliticalIrony.com.
 This
is a website
so astute that this week it featured a high-profile plug
for the Humor Gazette, featuring our regal bald eagle boldly
calling out our nation's leaders. Please stop
by for a visit and tell 'em the Humor Gazette sent
you.
Thank you, also, to California-based Humor
Times -- an old-school, new-media
humor publication that "lampoons lame politicians"
while featuring the best in editorial cartoons, columns
and "fake news better than Fox's."
Posted by John Breneman at 5:39 AM | Permalink
May 24, 2012
Rolling Stones exclusive! Plus, God on Newsweek
Rolling
Stones announce 'Fossils' world tour
The Rolling Stones today announced plans for a worldwide
"Dig the Fossils" tour opening Aug. 18 at Fenway
Park -- marking the first time the Stones have played Boston
since 1918.
Wrinkly frontman Mick Jagger -- now almost fully recovered
from his very funny performance on "Saturday Night
Live" -- was recently named "Sexiest Sexagenarian
Alive" by AARP magazine.
The
Stones (aka "Their Arthritic Majesties")
have updated many of their best-loved songs to reflect their
advanced age. The following is a partial list of old favorites
the band is expected to play.
 "Jumpin'
Jack Kevorkian"
"Gimme Assisted Living Shelter"
"19th Digestive Breakdown"
"Grandmother's Little Helper"
"Bypass Surgery for the Devil"
"You Can't Always Get the Prescription Drugs You Want"
"Gray Sugar"
"When the Hip Goes Down"
"Faraway Eyeglasses"
"Start My Pacemaker Up"
"Time is NOT on My Side"
Posted by John Breneman at 10:51 PM | Permalink
May 21, 2012
Mitt endorsed by Joe the CEO
Mitt Romney endorsed by Joe the Plumbing Corp. CEO
Mitt Romney's presidential campaign received a major boost
today with an endorsement by an iconic American business
executive -- Joe the Plumbing Corp. CEO.
 A
spokesman for Joe the Plumbing Corp. CEO said he supports
Romney's plan to fund tax cuts for the wealthy by cutting
programs that help Joe Six-Pack and Jane Lunch-Bucket. He
also supports Romney's hard-line stance cracking down on
Jose the Illegal Immigrant.
Sources say Joe the Plumbing Corp. CEO is a distant cousin
of Joe the Plumber -- a fixture on the 2008 campaign trail
as John McCain's favorite metaphor for pandering to the
middle class.
Now running for Congress in Ohio, Joe the Plumber is also
plugging a book and filming a hip, 1990s-style sitcom called
"Flush Prince of Bill Ayers." He's also thinking
of actually getting his plumber's license.
Pundits say Romney will soon be announcing new endorsements
from Joe the Birther Joe the Eccentric Billionaire and Joe
the Wall Steet A-Hole.
RELATED STORY: GOP
hires Joe the Carpenter to fix debt ceiling
Posted by John Breneman at 10:54 AM | Permalink
May 9, 2012
Romney claims he killed Osama bin Laden
Romney claims he killed Osama bin Laden
 One
day after taking credit for the recovering U.S. auto industry
despite vociferously opposing the plan that spurred its
recovery, GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney is now
claiming he killed Osama bin Laden.
The claim spotlights Romney’s long-held commitment
to saying absolutely anything – regardless of the truth
– to get himself elected. Observers say it also confirms
that Romney believes the American electorate is far too
ignorant to stop a lying, pandering phony from becoming
president.
Explaining that President Obama deserves little credit
for killing the al-Qaeda leader because anyone – “even
Jimmy Carter” – would have given the order, Romney
said: “In fact, I did give the order. Yeah, that’s
it. The Navy SEALs were just marvelous. And, of course,
we couldn’t have done it without Ted Nugent.”
RELATED OBITUARY: Osama
bin Laden, evildoer, 54
Posted by John Breneman at 9:34 AM | Permalink
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