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Rolling
Stones announce 'Fossils' world tour
The Rolling Stones today announced plans for a worldwide
"Dig the Fossils" tour opening Aug. 18 at Fenway
Park -- marking the first time the Stones have played Boston
since 1918.
Wrinkly frontman Mick Jagger -- now almost fully recovered
from his very funny performance on "Saturday Night
Live" -- was recently named "Sexiest Sexagenarian
Alive" by AARP magazine.
The
Stones (aka "Their Arthritic Majesties")
have updated many of their best-loved songs to reflect their
advanced age. The following is a partial list of old favorites
the band is expected to play.
 "Jumpin'
Jack Kevorkian"
"Gimme Assisted Living Shelter"
"19th Digestive Breakdown"
"Grandmother's Little Helper"
"Bypass Surgery for the Devil"
"You Can't Always Get the Prescription Drugs You Want"
"Gray Sugar"
"When the Hip Goes Down"
"Faraway Eyeglasses"
"Start My Pacemaker Up"
"Time is NOT on My Side"
Posted on May 24, 2012 10:51 PM
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