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Gangsta horoscope
ARIES (March 21-April 19) Consult members of your
posse before making an important decision. Don't let no fool
jam you up. Drink several 40s at dusk to relieve tension.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Your beeper brings news
of lucrative business possibilities. Take your favorite ho
out to dinner to celebrate. Avoid drivebys.
 GEMINI
(May 21-June 20) Make sure your back is covered if pulling
a liquor store job. Don't pay attention to no crazy-ass bitch.
Demand your props from new acquaintances. Word.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) Pack an extra piece if leaving
the 'hood today. A poster of Snoop Dogg could add luster to
your crib. Carjacking a BMW may lift your spirits.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) If dissed in a social situation,
shoot somebody. A new gold tooth boosts your confidence. Wear
baggy clothes to hide your stash.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Don't let being oppressed
by the man dampen your spirits. A quiet evening with the crack
pipe could bring revelations. Prison may be in your future.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Pop a cap in somebody's
ass at a house party. Flash extra gold chains to gain respect
from your crew. Intimidate anyone you don't know.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Use a condom if bangin'
some junkie brother's ho. Act hard so no one mess with you.
It's a good evening to get down with your bad self.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) An unexpected visit
by the vice squad takes you off the street for a while. An
ice pick could prove useful in a tense situation. Chill.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Reach inside your jacket
whenever someone look at you. If busted, don't take the rap
for no punk-ass homey. Relax with some gin and juice this
evening.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Wipe your prints off your
9 after you finish capping some G. Expanding your rap sheet
could lead to incarceration. Drop some hood rat and take his
Air Jordans.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) An intimate moment with
some other crew's freak could lead to payback. If some drunk-ass
G gets in your face, tell him to step off. Leather gloves
may come in handy.
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