President Bush's nicknames for the 9/11 Commission panelists

Thomas H. Kean (Chair) - Tommy Boy

Lee H. Hamilton (Vice Chair) - Grampa

Richard Ben-Veniste - Numbchucks

Fred F. Fielding - F-Man

Jamie S. Gorelick - Fannie Mae

Slade Gorton - Gordo

Bob Kerrey - Scary

John F. Lehman - Slugger

Timothy J. Roemer - Timbo

James R. Thompson - Jimbo

Meanwhile, at a cave in Afghanistan ...