50
Cent introduces 50 Scent

Imagine the dangerous aroma of a freshly fired
9 milimeter semiautomatic handgun.

Blend in the rich, bling-tastic bouquet of
a burlap sack stuffed with $100 bills.

Now add an audaciously naughty whiff of skanky
ghetto gold-digger.

Introducing 50 Scent — a gangsta-licious
new fragrance created by platinum-toothed rap mogul 50 Cent.

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Just dab some on your neck, behind your ear
and all up in your junk to drive the ladies wild.

Or slather some upside those unsightly drive-by
scars to make old wounds sizzle with brutish sensuality.

50 Scent: Manufacturer’s suggested retail
price: 50 Dollar