Can’t figure out what to get for
the birthday baby who has everything? Just imagine the joy on Baby’s tiny
face when he lays his baby blues on … Baby’s First Pitbull.
What better fuzzy companion could
there be — for the modern toddler on the go — than a vicious
domesticated killing machine with a skull-crushing jaw and
razor-sharp fangs?
With his hair-trigger temper, Baby’s
First Pitbull enhances Baby’s street reputation as an infant
not to messed with. Plus, Baby’s cuddly, bloodthirsty new
pal will help keep him or her safe from external threats.*
* Chance of death by mauling
just 14 percent.
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