THE
DAILY PALIN: Palin
narrowly escapes massive cash avalanche

Sarah
Palin – fresh from a mountain-climbing expedition in
her new TLC reality series “Sarah Palin’s Alaska”
– has reportedly escaped injury in a terrifying money
avalanche.

Palin apparently was trying to scale a
steep, snow-capped pile of money outside her lakefront home
in Wasilla, when the stack unexpectedly gave way – burying
her under several tons of powder-green U.S. currency.

Sources say friends and family had warned
Palin about standing to close to the money – a precarious
mountain of cash heaped in an outdoor staging area until it
can be counted and stored in one of her many giant vaults.
Palin is believed to have reaped somewhere between $12 million
and $500 billion since resigning as governor of Alaska.