Bush
clone romantically linked to first lady

By
John Breneman

Scientists at the University of South Berwick say they have
successfully cloned a multi-cell organism that bears a striking
resemblance to President George W. Bush. The president sharply
criticized the scientific breakthrough as "morally wrong."
But the Bush clone (dubbed W2) believes just as strongly that
human cloning is "morally right." This according
to its creator, Dr. Gene Meddler.

The White House hopes the clone — said to be smarter, funnier
and better looking than Bush — will help boost the president’s
sagging approval rating. Sources say the W2 clone is also
a superior mountain-bike rider, a top-notch brush clearer
and an excellent "decider."

The clone made its first public appearance Saturday at the
annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner and
wowed the crowd with its genial personality and ability to
pronounce the word "nuclear."

But the randy Bush doppelganger also fueled rumors of a romantic
link with First Lady Laura Bush, whom it described as "muy
caliente," or "very hot."

The clone also took a shot at Dick Cheney, reporting the
VP was "drunk as a skunk" when he blasted a guy
in the face with a shotgun.

However, the clone allowed President Bush to deliver the
evening’s funniest line: "I’m feeling pretty chipper
tonight — I survived the White House shake-up."

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cloned by Dr. Gene Meddler — Dec. 3, 2001

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as commander-in-cheek — April 5, 2006