"The Twelve Days of (Gangsta) Christmas"

By John and Debbie Breneman

On
the first day of Christmas,
my bee-yatch gave to me
A cartridge and a Uzi.

On the second day of Christmas,
my homegirl gave to me
Two bloody gloves,
And a cartridge and a Uzi.

On the third day of Christmas,
my shorty gave to me
’03 pimped-out Benz,
Two bloody gloves,
And a cartridge and a Uzi.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
the old lady gave to me
Four silver rims,
’03 pimped-out Benz,
Two bloody gloves,
And a cartridge and a Uzi.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My bizzle gave to me
FIVE GOLDEN TEETH !!
Four silver rims,
’03 pimped-out Benz,
Two bloody gloves,
And a cartridge and a Uzi.

On
the sixth day of Christmas,
my hoodrat gave to me
Six guns a-slaying,
FIVE GOLDEN TEETH !!
Four silver rims,
’03 pimped-out Benz,
Two bloody gloves,
And a cartridge and a Uzi.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Baby mama gave to me
Seven diamonds blinging,
Six guns a-slaying,
FIVE GOLDEN TEETH !!
Four silver rims,
’03 pimped-out Benz,
Two bloody gloves,
And a cartridge and a Uzi.

On
the eighth day of Christmas,
my coochie gave to me
Eight-ball o’ cocaine,
Seven diamonds blinging,
Six guns a-slaying,
FIVE GOLDEN TEETH !!
Four silver rims,
’03 pimped-out Benz,
Two bloody gloves,
And a cartridge and a Uzi.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My she-thang gave to me
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight-ball o’ cocaine,
Seven diamonds blinging,
Six guns a-slaying,
FIVE GOLDEN TEETH !!
Four silver rims,
’03 pimped-out Benz,
Two bloody gloves,
And a cartridge and a Uzi.

On
the tenth day of Christmas,
Takwonda gave to me
Ten bags o’ reefer,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight-ball o’ cocaine,
Seven diamonds blinging,
Six guns a-slaying,
FIVE GOLDEN TEETH !!
Four silver rims,
’03 pimped-out Benz,
Two bloody gloves,
And a cartridge and a Uzi.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my skeezer gave to me
Eleven crack-pipers piping.
Ten bags o’ reefer,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight-ball o’ cocaine,
Seven diamonds blinging,
Six guns a-slaying,
FIVE GOLDEN TEETH !!
Four silver rims,
’03 pimped-out Benz,
Two bloody gloves,
And a cartridge and a Uzi.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve Hummers humming.
Eleven crack-pipers piping.
Ten bags o’ reefer,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight-ball o’ cocaine,
Seven diamonds blinging,
Six guns a-slaying,
FIVE GOLDEN TEETH !!
Four silver rims,
’03 pimped-out Benz,
Two bloody gloves,
And a cartridge and a Uzi.

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