Imagine the dangerous aroma of a freshly fired
9 milimeter semiautomatic handgun.
Blend in the rich, bling-tastic bouquet of
a burlap sack stuffed with $100 bills.
Now add an audaciously naughty whiff of skanky
ghetto gold-digger.
Introducing 50 Scent — a gangsta-licious
new fragrance created by platinum-toothed rap mogul 50 Cent.
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Just dab some on your neck, behind your ear
and all up in your junk to drive the ladies wild.
Or slather some upside those unsightly drive-by
scars to make old wounds sizzle with brutish sensuality.
50 Scent: Manufacturer’s suggested retail
price: 50 Dollar