Pakistan: (Animal) House arrest for Bluto

Posted: November 16th, 2007 under Uncategorized.

Pakistan protesters rally behind Bluto

By
John Breneman

Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf today put opposition
leader Benazir Bluto on double secret probation.

Bluto is accused of inciting pro-democracy food fights and
an anti-Musharraf plot involving 10,000 marbles.

Musharraf, sharply criticized for placing his country under
emergency rule Nov. 3, issued a statement evoking the words
of the infamous American disciplinarian Dean Vernon Wormer:

"There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College/Pakistan
Constitution which gives the Dean/Dictator unlimited power
to preserve order in time of campus/national emergency."

The beloved, hard-drinking Bluto — a distant cousin of former
Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto — is now said to be organizing
a massive toga protest.

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