Watergate source revealed to be porn star

By
John Breneman

The identity of America’s most famous anonymous source has
finally been laid bare. The Watergate informant known only
as "Deep Throat" is porn star Linda Lovelace, who
also starred in a movie by the same name.

Media analysts agree that the revelation gives new meaning
to the term "whistle blower."

Lovelace became a key figure in the 1974 resignation of President
Richard Nixon by offering the Washington Post sensational
information about kinky Republican shenanigans at the Watergate
Hotel.

Lovelace always denied her role in blowing the lid off the
Watergate scandal, saying in a 1999 interview with Hustler
magazine, "Mmmph bwallph gagh Nixolphg."

But investigative reporter Bob "The Wood Man" Woodward
today confirmed the explosive revelation about Lovelace and
said the spunky source urged him and colleague Carl Bernstein
to "follow the money shot."

After their reports revealed the president’s role in the
Watergate coverup, Nixon resigned in disgrace and went on
to star in the soft-core political porn movie "Tricky
Dick Does Dallas."