Edwards admits paternity, Bush Sr. may be next

By
John Breneman

Disgraced former presidential candidate John Edwards, who
previously claimed that DNA testing would clear his sperm
of any wrongdoing, today admitted that he is the father of
a love child.

The
news sparked rampant speculatation about whether former President
George H.W. Bush would finally admit paternity of White House
ne’er-do-well George W. Bush.

Sources say that after years of finger-pointing based on
their nearly identical names and strong physical resemblance,
the elder Bush may finally step forward to confirm what many
have long suspected — he is the father of one of the nation’s
all-time worst presidents.

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