Incredible Hulk implicated in steroid probe

Posted: March 15th, 2011 under Uncategorized.

HulkNoted superhero The Incredible Hulk reportedly has been named in a federal affidavit detailing alleged steroid use.

Attorneys for the comic book icon — best known for his bright green skin, bulging musculature and brooding, surly disposition — released a statement saying the Hulk has vowed to pulverize the face and skull of anyone accusing him of steroids.

The Hulk has repeatedly denied using illegal substances, attributing his overdeveloped physique to a “laboratory accident” involving exposure to “gamma rays.”

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