Jacko’s inner child cites years of abuse

By
John Breneman

The judge in the Michael Jackson molestation trial has agreed
to allow shocking photographic evidence of the singer’s
most severely traumatized alleged victim, his once-adorable
childhood self.

To substantiate the charge that he abuses young boys, prosecutors
introduced a photo of Michael Jackson at age 10, then placed
it next to a recent image of the freakish-looking pop star.

“Just look what Michael Jackson did to this innocent
little boy,” said Assistant District Attorney Ron Zonen.
“He took this precocious, joyful African American lad
and gradually turned him into hideous, perverted white woman.”

The jury gasped at the apparent physical and psychological
trauma evident in what the prosecution called “Exhibit
ABC.”

Jackson covered his face and pretended to almost faint. He
was then hospitalized overnight for dehydration, guilty conscience
and a quick nose job.

Meanwhile, the courtroom braced for blockbuster testimony
from another surprise witness, former Jackson confidant Bubbles
the Chimp.