Mobster memo

Idea for mobster Vincent
“The Animal” Ferrara… Pick a specific
animal. No need to hog the whole animal kingdom, dude. There’s
plenty of species to go around.

The Shark. The Panther. The Tarantula. Now those names evoke
danger, power and terror as well as The Animal but with a
little extra zing. Though, you have to admit, The Animal does
have a certain uniquely animalistic quality to it.

But how about The Piranha? Man, those mothers are vicious.

The Wolverine. The Badger, nah.

Actually, I’ve always been partial to the fire ant.
They make a lovely nickname and they can also be utilized
to “rub out” an adversary with their fiery venom.

The Porcupine? I’m not messin’ with him.

The Penguin, wait that’s taken.

The Mongoose has potential. The Viper has a nice evil ring
to it. And you can’t beat The Jackal.
I don’t know, just a thought. The Animal probably works
best. Plus it would be a pain to change all the checks and
credit cards.

(Note to Mr. Animal. Please don’t "whack"
me… Sincerely, fire ant.)