When
Harry met Nazi

By John Breneman

Prince Harry apologized for wearing a Nazi uniform to a costume
party, attributing his lapse in judgment to a combination
of booze, ecstasy and crack.

"I thought it would be a gas," said the 20-year-old
prince, whose hobbies include partying and disgracing the
English throne. "All the skinheads I know do bloody well
with the birds. I thought the swastika was really shagadelic,
but now I realize it might be offensive to anyone with half
a brain."

A source close to the bloke who shovels the dung from under
the prince’s polo pony said the Hitler homage was not Harry’s
first choice of party attire.

"He tried on a few Osama bin Laden beards but couldn’t
find just the right one," said Nigel Tufnel. "And
he was keen on going as a Ku Klux Klansman but couldn’t find
a bedsheet without bleeding ‘Buckingham Palace’ embroidered
on it."

The prince also decided against going as the murderous Ugandan
dictator Idi Amin because his black face paint kept smudging
and the pillow under his ‘Party Animal’ T-shirt kept shifting.

Prince Charles, who is said to be outraged by the incident,
reportedly grounded his youngest son and made him promise
not to get drunk or stoned for two weeks.

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