Green
Party majority leader
announces major green party

Green Party Majority Leader Riley O’Blarney today called
for a national day of drinking Guinness and "wearin’
o’ the green."

"May the cold beer make you forget about war and terror,
hurricanes and floods and government shenanigans," said
O’Blarney.

Several leading
leprechauns threw their support behind President Bush,
saying he could really use the luck.

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