Hussein pulls lawsuit out of briefs
case

By
John Breneman

Saddam Hussein is threatening to slap The Sun with a $1 million
lawsuit for publishing pictures of him in his skivvies. Hussein
contends the incident has caused him emotional distress, though
not quite as much as being bombed out of his palace then busted
cowering in a dirt rathole.

The murderous dictator, who gassed his own countrymen for
fun, is also claiming the media has tarnished his image by
portraying him as a murderous dictator who gassed his own
countrymen for fun. He is being represented by the law firm
of Zarqawi, Chalabi & Dershowitz.

After debriefing President Bush, a Pentagon spokesman briefed
the press on the latest developments swirling around Saddam’s
briefs.

But Newsweek got the scoop again: According to an anonymous
source close to the guy who does Hussein’s laundry, the
half-naked madman is distraught that U.S. personnel allegedly
ruined his copy of the Koran in the washing machine.

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