Sermonator

strikes again

By John Breneman

And the Rev. Pat Robertson preacheth today that the Lord
smote, or "capped," Israeli Prime Minister Ariel
Sharon for messing with His turf.

The Sermonator has spoken.

Robertson, who last year hatched a plot to whack
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, wrapped up his sermon-op
by calling for a few assassinations and a drive-by excommunication. Possible upcoming targets on the Sermonator’s hit list include
a fistful of Iranian antichrists and North Korean nuke-slinger
Kim Jong Il.

Meanwhile a source close to the Lord said the Big Guy is eyeing Rev. Robertson for a possible massive heart attack. In a related development, Robertson’s plan to draw attention
to himself by issuing moronic statements is working quite
nicely.

Related story:
Robertson
suggests God smote Sharon — CNN

"Serial
smiter’s … righteous rampage" — Ridiculopathy