Hulk not pleased with Humor Gazette
A spokesman for the Incredible Hulk today released a statement
saying the angst-riddled green superhero is considering "bashing
the puny Humor Gazette into smithereens."
The spokesman declined to say what had "lit the Hulk's
fuse" other than the fact that his image was used to
illustrate a story about fellow anger enthusiast Howard
Dean. Turns out the Hulk is a Kucinich
Trodson calls Gazette @#$&*%$#
Lars Trodson calls Humor Gazette "an epic
fusion of gibberish and comic lucidity."
The Humor Gazette is honored to have received its first celebrity
endorsement. The plug comes from none other than Lars Trodson,
the noted journalist, artiste, raconteur, man-about-town,
able swordsman, wordsmythe, butcher, playwright, macadamia
nut enthusiast, gadfly, shingles survivor, Shakespearean ne'er-do-well,
candlestick maker, linguistic ragamuffin and gentleman ant
Unfortunately, the Trodson testimonial consists almost entirely
of profanity and has been deemed unsuitable for a family web
newspaper, one in which the word "ass" is acceptable
-- even "shit" or "fuck" or "bush"
if used in context and not gratuitously or for shock value
-- but certainly not the type of genitalia-infested gutter
talk that apparently is the stock in trade of men like Mr.
Trodson. Nevertheless, his support is genuinely appreciated.
Read what Trodson
really says about the Humor Gazette.
Coming soon: celebrity testimonials galore
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