In case you missed Parade magazine’s
annual
"What People Earn" report in your Sunday paper,

here is a Humor Gazette version:

George W. Bush, war president, $7.7 trillion national debt / Lindsay Lohan, pop tart, $10 million / Donald Trump, Hair Club for Men president/client, $100 million / J. Christ, savior, $0 / Marty Kurdkiller, genocidal maniac, assets frozen / Barry Bonds, baseball ballplayer, $18 million

John Smith, cave explorer, $10 million / Don Imus, cantankerous media curmudgeon, $4.5 million / Pamela Anderson, professional set of tits, $2.6 million / Speed Racer, NASCAR dad, $2.1 million / Darwin Charles, simian rights attorney, $180,000 / Michael Jackson, alleged molester, $600 million

Rush Limbaugh, right-wing stooge, $2.5 million / Martha Stewart, license plate maker, $80 million / Mo Cudhoffey, airport security, $18,000 / Reid Page, Humor Gazette news anchor, $200,000 / "Condi," exotic dancer, $600,000 plus tips / Howard Dean, former presidential candidate, minus $1.2 million